Boatrides in Singapore
Pairing: Fernando Torres/Daniel Agger
Rating: R
Disclaimer: not true persay but there are pictures of the boat ride
A/N so there may be some tense issues at hand here, I was loopy post wisdom teeth surgery but I tried to fix it all before I posted, let me know if I missed anything
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Hokay, so I'm pretty sure I sprained the Iker!part of my brain with this whole football100 prompt chart thing. I'm obviously still working on it but I need something different before Iker starts to either sound like a little girl or a souless automaton.

So what I need from you guys is other prompts/characters/situations that you'd like written so I can get my ( Read more... )

(yes, I alphabetized it :) )

Football:

Cesc Fabregas/Daniel Agger
Drunken Revelry

Cesc Fabregas/Iker Casillas
5 Times Cesc Said I Love You
5 Times Iker Tried To Seduce Cesc
Jealous Streak

Cesc Fabregas/Nicklas Bendtner
*BANG BANG BANG*

Cesc Fabregas/Robin van Persie
What Is Love? (Baby Don't Hurt Me)

Cesc Fabregas/Theo Walcott
O Captain, My Captain

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Danish
Pairing: Fernando Torres/Daniel Agger
Raiting: PG14 (explictly sexual language)
Disclaimer: not true, though Fernando has been getting a little squishy lately
A/N for ( Read more... )

Frustration Epilogue
Pairing: suggested Fernando Torres/Daniel Agger - with a supporting cast of Pepe Reina and Xabi Alonso
Raiting: G
Disclaimer: not true, one can hope though
A/N: this'll be the last one, a short little drabble to finish of the set, comic relief after the sex fueled romp lol

Part 1 Part 1.5 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

( ''Oh yeah...'' )

Frustration 4/3
Pairing: Daniel Agger/Fernando Torres
Raiting: NC17 (finally)
Disclaimer: not true, not real events, yadda, yadda
A/N: sex scenes don't come easy to me so be gentle with the critiques lol - and I'm rushing to post this before work so excuse any minor mistakes, I think I caught them all, but one can never be too sure
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Frustration 3/3
Pairing: Daniel Agger/Fernando Torres with cameos again by non-sexy (or at least non-sexual) Pepe Reina and a hint of Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard 
Rating: PG14
Disclaimer: not true, not meant to offend, all that jazz
A/N: there will be another part, part 4/3 lol so stay tuned

Part 1 Part 1.5 Part 2

( ''A watched pot never boils...'' )

Frustration 2/3
Pairing: Daniel Agger/Fernando Torres with cameos again by non-sexy (or at least non-sexual) Xabi Alonso and Pepe Reina
Rating: PG14
Disclaimer: not true, not meant to offend, all that jazz
A/N: this may turn out to be more that 3 parts (I already cheated a little with the 1.5 part lol)
Part 1 Part 1.5

( ''This isn't funny...'' )

Frustration 1.5/3
Pairing: Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard - with a side of non-sexual Daniel Agger
Raiting: PG14
Disclaimer: not true, yadda, yadda
A/N: just for
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Frustration 1/3
Pairing: Fernando Torres/Daniel Agger - with cameos from Pepe Reina and Xabi Alonso (but not sexual cameos because that would be getting a little weird)
Rating: PG14 for excessive references to sexual acts
EDIT: Disclaimer: not true, not meant to offend (wow, I forgot the disclaimer, it has been a while)
A/N: I'm baaaaack lol, it's been ( Read more... )